Flaaffy: Why did she have to die! She was so ni- She was so gener- she was so lov-… She was my 2nd cousin!
Me: I don’t know why you’re all worked up about it, you didn’t even know she existed before yesterday.
Envy: Did you miss me?
Me: Wtf are you doing here? I deleted your grave.
Envy: I came to take a nap.
Me: Take a nap in the underworld! No ghost other than heirs and spouses allowed!
Me: I took this picture to tell you guys how sweet they are! These two are ALWAYS together autonomously.
Fuchsia: Hi mom! How is your day going?
Evergreen: Why is that loser talking to me?
Me: Hey Evergreen… I hate to rush you but I really want some green babies around so I kind of need you to die soon…
Evergreen: I will die when I’m damn well ready!
Me: I took this picture of Flaaffy’s angry gamer face to talk about the gaming career. All you need is a good mood, nerd influence, to play games and later on, logic skill. Considering he has all of those and the ambitious trait he gets promoted literally every day!
Me: You’re more cross-eyed than a sim on their birthday!
Tiffany: But it’s not my birthday.
Me: SURPRISE!!!! I became impatient waiting for Evergreen to die, we’ll just do what we can until she gives us the space back.
Me: Now THAT’S a birthday face!
Me: What the heck did you do to your hair?
Flaaffy: I’m going through a midlife crisis, I need a change! You’re stifling me!
Me: You’re an adult, who JUST got married, you have no kids yet, you went to and graduated from college, you get paid to play video games. WHY ARE YOU HAVING A CRISIS!? Change it back!
Me: Their birthday is now on the same day for some reason. Here’s Fuchsia’s less awesome birthday face.
Me: I forgot why I took this picture, I’m sure I had some funny joke planned. I decided to keep it in though to show off Tiffany’s belly. Both her and Flaaffy wished for a girl.
Me: Let’s see if they get it!
Me: It’s a beautiful baby bo-
Me: OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE!? Anyway, this is Grovyle, he’s named after a pokemon just like his dad! Grovyle is a green, grass type so it fits! His traits are perceptive and loves the heat.
Me: Waste no time! I want all of the kids 1-2 days apart, just like with the dandelion generation.
Fuchsia: Are you sure it’s safe.
Fuchsia: It doesn’t look safe.
Me: It is.
Fuchsia: Are you really sure?
Me: Damn it, Fuchsia. I want another green baby in 6 sims hours, get on it!
Stephen: Man, it is hot in the future or is it just me?
Fuchsia: I’m comfortable, it must be you.
Me: That’s surprisingly innocent.
Stephen: Fuchsia is lame. I’ll show you guys how it’s done! I’m the best at this!
Stephen: Told you.
Me: I was hoping he would fall so I could document the irony, but true to his word, he did not fall.
Fuchsia: …Can we exchange it for another one?
Me: Why wants wrong with it?
Fuchsia: …I think his mother is a jackal.
Me: No, he looks… just like you… from a distance…at an angle… anyway, I think it’s the skin mod I have. I don’t mind, they grow out of it during the toddler stage. His name is Gecko and his traits are couch potato and excitable!
Bonehilda: I like the new baby.
Me: Of course you would.
Me: Everybody rolled a wish to get a butler after the kiddies were born. I used up the extra room!
Me: OUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED! She looks badass, like a secret agent or something.
Me: Evergreen, I really, really need that extra space soon.
Evergreen: I will die…when I damn well please.
Bonehilda: Who the hell does this woman think she is, doing my job. Trying to replace me.
Me: Mostly I wanted her for laundry reasons.
Tiffany: Is she trying to mother my child? Who the hell does she think she is?
Bonehilda: Yeah, doesn’t feel good, does it?
Me: You are 100 days old and all of your siblings are dead. I love you but seriously. GO AWAY!Me: Oh, I see you’re in the legacy room. Don’t you want to join them? All you have to do is DIE!
Evergreen: Flaaffy, the sim god is being so horrible to me.
Flaaffy: The other day you called Fuchsia a loser and last week you ruined all of their wedding pictures.
Evergreen: I figured that If I always hold a baby, the sim god won’t want me dead, because If I died then the baby would fall and the sim god loves the babies.
Tiffany: Please give me back my son.
Evergreen: Why? I’m outside, if I do kick the bucket he’ll land on a cushion of snow.
Me: DON’T JUST LEAVE HIM THERE!
Me: YAY, a birthday! It’s Grovyle’s birthday! I can’t wait to see how cute he is!
Me: AWWWWWW LOOK AT HIM! HE’S SO CUTE! And he doesn’t have Bella’s mouth!
Me: Yay, a baby to fill the void of the baby aging up.
Me: They finally had their baby girl, although this time they wished for a boy… Meet Grotle, named after another green, grass type pokemon. She’s a slob and Disciplined.
Me: And Fuchsia once again, freakin falls.
Fuchsia: Stephen, help me!
Stephen: Nah, I wanna check out those futuristic hot tubs!
Fuchsia: It happened again…
Me: Yeah it’s going to happen every time until I get rid of the mod, which I won’t because it makes you guys look gorgeous. Anyway, meet Garden, her traits are good and athletic, the perfect daughter already. If you’re wondering how I was able to get them to have a baby without Evergreen dying, I have a mod that allows me to move people in after there’s already 8 sims, they just can’t have more kids, so I moved Evergreen out and I’m going to move her back in afterward.
Fuchsia: So to recap, all that matters in the world is money.
Fuchsia: Which you don’t need to make on your own. You can just beg others for theirs!
Me: Guess who FREAKIN DIED right after bringing home the last baby!
Evergreen: I am ready now.
Me: It’s Gecko’s birthday!!!
Me: He’s cute, he has the chubbiest little cheeks!
Me: Soooo cute!
Fuchsia: I don’t understand why I have to do all the dirty work.
Me: Would you rather have a job?
Fuchsia: I’d rather be in the hot tub drinking a daiquiri.
Me: I think we can all agree who the idiot of the generation is.
Grovyle: I fit!
Fuchsia: And the legacy room contains the dead bodies of all of our ancestors, if you play your cards right, you’ll be among them.
Me: Double birthday!!!
Me: Here’s Grotle, and before you say anything, YES Flaaffy is her father. I have no idea why she’s darker than everyone else but it suits her, she’s gorgeous. She also looks a lot like Flaaffy, it seems Bella’s lips will continue to haunt us for the entirety of the legacy.
Me: Here’s Garden, when I first saw her I literally thought, “Wow, that is definitely Stephen’s daughter!” But looking at her again, I see a lot of Fuchsia in there. She’s a perfect genetic mix of the two. She’s cute but awkward looking, I’m confident she’ll grow into her looks though. I love them all so much!!!!!!