Evergreen: It’s time to get over my fear and anxiety and talk to a ghost. Hi, ghost.
Cherry: Ew, why is this loser talking to me?
Evergreen: Loser? But I’m your granddaughter!
Cherry: Come back when you are able to impress me. I’m a celebrity you know.
Evergreen: Yeah, by one star!
Flaaffy: Mom! Can you stop playing video games? I’m trying to work out!
Evergreen: No way! I’ve almost got the high score!
Me: Is this really necessary? Taking a boat taxi to go 5 feet seems pointless. The town should just build more bridges!
Me: Look how pretty the graveyard is! Let’s just take a minute to appreciate it.
Bao: It’s the first time I’ve been outside since I moved in! I was so stir crazy!
Bao: I’m going to go in here! What could possibly go wrong!
Me: Well, your feet could sink into the floor…. like they already are.
Bao: Apparently, a lot can go wrong.
Me: I really like Flaaffy’s face.
Me: Fuchsia’s isn’t bad either. His traits suck, though! He’ll be too lazy to get a job and will have to marry a rich sim.
Fuchsia: You say that like it’s a bad thing!
Fuchsia: Am I still beautiful?
Me: Maybe on the inside….
Me: Fairy is still too young to see what his face could be but his birthday is coming up!
Me: Look! Ghosts! Hi Daff, are you going to be doing something interesting?
Daffodil: Your shower’s broken.
Me: I’ll take that as a no.
Me: What about you, Dijon?
Dijon: Your shower’s broken.
Connor: I’m going to beat you so bad that the family will throw your urn in the garbage.
Daffodil: That makes no sense yet it still made me feel bad. Person Person Plus!
Me: Evergreen’s been busy!
Evergreen: Did another old lady get stuck on my lawn?
Old lady: Do you mind if I go inside and watch tv.
Evergreen: Yes I mind! Go home!
Old lady: I would love to go home! I haven’t slept in days!
Evergreen: Okay, bye then.
Old lady: I think I might sleep on your lawn instead.
Me: Did you guys know that Fairy had an imaginary friend? Because I didn’t. *deletes*
Me: Also prom happened. Notifications! Yay!
Me: Fuchsia got a
boyfriend romantic interest! I had no idea he was gay! It’s a good thing that same-sex sims can have children thanks to into the future. So Fuchsia is still in the heir race.
Me: Fuchsia is having a great night! That’s good because Flaaffy isn’t
Me: The same tuxedo? Aren’t they all the same? Plus your formal wear is Fuchsia. If anyone is wearing the same suit, it’s your brother.
Me: I don’t know if Fred will appreciate that, Fuchsia.
Me: How could anyone deny his cute face! Whatever. We’ll get you a better girlfriend!
Me: With your luck, I wouldn’t count on it.
Me: If it didn’t work the first time, why would you try again!?
Me: I’m sorry you had to do your homework on the sidewalk, but if it helps your birthday is tomorrow! You get cake after school.
Fairy: Can’t I just age up in the morning and not go to school?
Me: Do you really want all of the homework you just did to be for nothing?
Me: I assumed that Fairy would recieve the asian culture hidden trait because Bao has it, but here he is eating with a fork? It might be because he’s a child though.
Me: Flaaffy has the trait so I’ll assume that it’s because Fairy is a child and can’t eat with chopsticks.
Fuchsia: Somebody died my hair the most ridiculous color!
Me: It’s only slightly brighter than the color of your clothes, and your room, and your name.
Fuchsia: It’s ridiculous I say.
Fairy: Yay! It’s my birthday! I’m finally going to be a handsome teenager like my brothers.
Me: ….Meh…. anything he grew up easily impressed so he’s insane, grumpy, easily impressed, and I think loner, but don’t quote me on it.
Me: Come on dude, not in the pool! How is the grim reaper going to get to you?!
Me: Well, I guess that’s one way.
Me: …He glitched… *Resets*
Fuchsia: Hey, want to meet somewhere? The sim god will decide whether or not we can date.
Fred: What? That makes no sense but sure. Let’s go to the festival!
Me: Look! It’s Envy and Elphaba! They work at the consessions stand!
Me: Eh… he’s not bad but he looks so average. We’ll look for someone better but if we can’t find anyone, he’s our go-to.
Fuchsia: Hey… my dad died and I’m really upset about that, so I need time for myself. I just want to stay friends.
Fred: Hey, it’s fine. I understand.
Me: He took that so well!
Me: I’m not going to waste a day-off though! Let them have their fun.
Fuchsia: Hahaha! You’re gay! I bet you kiss boys!
Fuchsia: Haha! Missed me!
Fred: Hey! Your gay too! You can’t say a thing!
Me: ooh! That’s gotta hurt.
Me: Look how professional they look!
Fairy: Can you send help? I got my fingers stuck in my phone again.
Fuchsia: How many fireworks can I buy with 75 tickets?
Envy: A lot.
Fuchsia: Give me some.
Envy: How many?
Me: This reminds me of the first time I ever played the sims. My sister had a copy of the original sims game on her computer. She decided to let me play once and I made this perfect little family and I built this perfect little house for them and I saw this rocket thing in the buy mode and decided ‘why not?’ and I placed it in their living room. I had one of the sims set it off and the place caught on fire, I didn’t know what to do since I’ve never played so the fire eventually killed the entire family.
Me: PUT IT OUT!!!
Me: Flaaffy, stop yawning and put it out! You’re brother is going to die!!
Flaaffy: But I’m so tired!
Me: PUT HIM OUT!
Flaaffy: I can’t because I’m so tired!
Me: OMG! Fuchsia just jump into the pool!
Me: OMG IT DIDN’T WORK! THE POOL FUCHSIA, JUMP IN THE POOL.
Me: The crisis has been averted.
Me: Wait, no it hasn’t!
Me: Evergreen saved the day!
Me: But did I learn my lesson? NOPE!