Me: Do you guys notice anything weird?
Me: Anything at all out of the ordinary?
Me: It can be anything.
Me: How about now?
Me: All of my world adventures furniture got replaced! I’ll fix it…
Me: That’s better.
Zombie: Wow, what a nice house. I think I’ll go take a nap.
Me: Who left the freakin’ door open?!
Guy: Help! I’m being attacked!
Me: Well maybe next time don’t trespass.
Me: It seems that literally every ghost decided to come out. If you think they’ll do something cool, you’re wrong.
Me: They just make these disgusted faces at each other.
Me: Also, Flaaffy’s hair is magic and grows a foot when it’s wet.
Flaaffy: You’re just jealous, it’s perf.
Me: It’s so weird.
Me: We interrupt my sims being weird with a birthday!
Me: Doesn’t he look so excited?!
Me: He grew up a loner. So he’s a Loner, Insane, and grumpy. I love him so much.
Freakin’ annoying old lady: What a beautiful lawn, I hope you don’t mind if I stay on it for the next three days!
Me: The yard is not a park!
FAOL: I’m so hungry! I should go into the house and help myself!
Fuchsia: You need to leave.
FAOL: Of course! I’ll leave as soon as I finish my nap.
Fuchsia: OW! She elbowed me on her way down!
Me: Get rid of her.
Fuchsia: Your nap is done. Go home.
FAOL: Woo! I can finally leave! I’ve been trapped here for so long!
Fuchsia: I hope she dies and becomes a ghost.
Me: As long as it’s not on our property.
Fuchsia: Mom hasn’t made dinner yet so I’m going to drink this.
Me: Plasma? Don’t drink Plasma, you’ll get sick! Where did you even find that?
Fuchsia: hmm….the internet?
Me: You’re like a cannibal right now.
Fuchsia: But it tastes good!
Fairy: Everyone! Get in here, Fuchsia is a cannibal! I demand he be exiled!
Fuchsia: I feel sick! I hope I don’t throw up on my clean clothes.
Me: I warned you.
Evergreen: Yeah, take me to China. My kids are driving me nuts!
Evergreen: Okay, who’s next? I’m doing my pre-battle dance so you know I’m going to win!
Me: Evergreen, you better win this. This guy looks as strong as a feather!
Me: I can’t believe you lost this.
Me: Anyway, a few matches later and she completed her lifetime wish! Evergreen how do you feel?
Evergreen: Hungry, let’s get out of here.
Me: You’ve been standing out here for ages, just go inside.
Evergreen: The place is going to be a disaster, I just know it.
Me: Fairy do you feel okay?
Fairy: Yes, I feel fine. Why?
Me: Your dad is impaling you with a plate and his legs.
Fuchsia: Did you know that dad is trash!
Fairy: Omg that’s so funny!
Bao: What? I’m not trash!
Me: I’ve never seen a sim so offended…
Fairy: I’m starving.
Fairy: And I have to pee!
Me: I’m not a bad simmer, Fairy just can’t take care of himself!
Me: See? He’s even going to bed in his formal wear!
Me: Aww, look at this cute little study group! I love that this neighborhood has so many children!
Me: Fairy wished to have a tea party so I bought him a bear and all he did was grab some juice and bow. I’m so disappointed. I thought he’d wear a cute outfit and have little cakes and teacups.
Me: Fairy is the only kid who does anything interesting though.
Me: All Flaaffy does is play video games.
Me: And Fuchsia is obsessed with comics.
Fuchsia: I can go on a whole rant about how the movie misrepresented the comic book character.
Fairy: Can’t you talk about anything else?
Me: If you notice that these two talk to each other a lot it’s because they’re best friends for some reason, although neither of them talk to Flaaffy.
Me: Okay just one more birthday then that’s it for this chapter!
Me: He’s so short.
Me: Aww look, his brother came to celebrate!
Me: So did his other brother!
Flaaffy: Can you guys stop celebrating so we can eat. I’m hungry!
Me: The whole family came! This is the first time that everyone celebrated I think.
Me: Flaaffy grew up over-emotional so now he’s over-emotional, loner, friendly, and heavy sleeper. He’s an absolute mess. Anyway, does anyone else think my sims all look exactly the same, because I think all my sims look exactly the same. Next generation I’m going to pick a spouse with very distinct features and mix things up a little.