Me: Look at this cute toddler!
Fairy: Huh? I’m cute!
Me: Flaaffy is pretty cute too!
Repoman: Hahaha! See how you live without your possessions!
Me: Whatever, take what you want. Everything is broken anyway.
Me: I was so busy focusing on toddlers and the repoman that I forgot about Evergreen’s lifetime wish. We are now back in China!
Evergreen: Do you think the kids will be okay by themselves? Bao is getting pretty old!!
Me: Wow, this place is crowded.
Me: Come on! What’s with the photobombing!
Old Lady: Pretty awesome stuff happening behind me, I bet you wish you could see it!
Old man: She’s lying, nothing’s happening!
Me: He was right, I don’t know what Evergreen was doing but it wasn’t awesome!
Evergreen: I told you! It’s my pre-spar battle dance!
Old man: See? I told you. Nothing is happening.
Opponent: Should we… uh, fight now?
Me: I think she is low-skilled. She still does the bitch-slapping thing.
Opponent: But I still won!
Me: Evergreen, I am so disappointed in you.
Evergreen: See? I won! I’m better! It was all thanks to my battle dance.
Opponent: I am ashamed.
Me: Eventually Evergreen had to fight her again and she brought her family!!!!
Opponent: What? It’ll amuse them!
Me: She looks so offended!
Evergreen: Come on! I’ll beat you while wearing pajamas!
Me: I saw one of the opponents dancing with her husband. Isn’t it sweet?
Opponent: I am so sorry! I completely ruined the moment.
Husband: I want a divorce.
Me: How come whenever you go home all you think about is your pool?
Evergreen: I really like my pool!
Fuchsia: YO DAD I’M STILL WAITING ON DINNER. LET’S GO!
Me: Just go make your own dinner!
Fuchsia: One does not simply pause an online game!
Me: One does not simply put all his laundry on the floor either but it still happened!
Flaaffy: What the heck did I walk in on!
Bao: I’ve been taking battle dance lessons from Evergreen.
Fairy: I EAT BWOCK!!!!
Me: Look how cute he is! He’s so smart getting the shapes right!
Me: …and then there’s this one…
Fairy: I EAT BWOCK!
Me: He’s still cute though!
Fairy: YOU TOOK ME AWAY FWOM THE BWOCKS! NOW I’M GONNA STARVE!!!
Me: …at least he’s cute.
Flaaffy: Wow! Good job, sim god. You didn’t miss my birthday!
Me: You better be cute and original! I’m sick of clones.
Me: He’s cute but it’s too early to tell if he’s original. Anyway, he rolled friendly. a friendly loner? How does that work?
Me: I love toddlers. I never thought I’d say it but these faces make all the training and crying worth it!
Me: Evergreen you’re supposed to close your eyes when you meditate.
Evergreen: Every time I close my eyes the kids make a mess or break something!
Me: But it’s creepy. Close your eyes.
Me: Look! The kids made a friend, he name is Lulu!
Evergreen: Back to China? I can’t go back to China what if the oven breaks and Bao tries to fix it and then he gets electrocuted and dies then all of the kids starve.
Evergreen: What if Bonehilda enslaves the human race while I’m gone!
Me: Even more Unlikely.
Evergreen: What if they make a mess of the house and break everything.
Evergreen: Are you sure it’s safe to spar with a broken sink???
Me: I like her battle face
Me: This is what I call a ‘lose-lose’ situation. If Evergreen wins she’s an asshole for beating up an old-man, and if she loses then she’s weak for getting beaten up by an old man.
Me: Remember him? Yeah, he literally brought his mom to watch him spar!
Me: Literally me a party.
Flaaffy: I’m a loner.
Me: Yeah but you’re friendly.
Flaaffy: I’m still part of the conversation, I just have to talk really loudly!
Fuchsia: ERMAGERD BERWL.
Me: Friendship buddies!
Fairy: I want fweinds!
Me: You’re friends with your mom and dad! 🙂
Me: Just look how cute he is! Don’t worry you’ll make plenty of friends!
Fuchsia: You were so focused on him that you forgot my birthday!!!!
Me: I really need to stop doing that!
Me: I like him! He grew up never-nude though. He has the WORST personality! Never-nude, mooch, slob and easily impressed. To be honest I’m sensing a gold digger or someone who mooches off their parents until they’re like 40, then they get kicked out and sleep on their friend’s couch.