Me: Evergreen found the wonders of meditation!
Evergreen: I find that my bathroom is the most peaceful place in the house.
Me: What the heck is that?
Bao: It’s a depiction of my grief from missing Constance!
Me: You knew her for 30 seconds! Evergreen doesn’t even care as much as you do and their relationship was maxxed!
Old Lady: You know, It’s a beautiful night to come over and die in my neighbor’s yard!
Cherry: I can’t haunt the bed! There’s people in it!
Me: Then haunt something else!
Cherry: I tried to haunt the easel but Aqua is haunting it!
Aqua: OOooooohh~ I’m the ghost of terrible paintings!
Aqua: Well, I’m bored, I’m going to play on the laptop.
Me: And what do you think you’re doing?
Evergreen: My pre-chopping dance. It gives me the power to smash through anything.
Evergreen: Watch and learn.
Evergreen: *taps it*
Evergreen: Ow! I think I broke my hand!!
Me: The only thing I’ve learned, is that you’re an idiot.
Me: I remembered I never bought a Bonehilda coffin so I did. Here’s Bonehilda 4.0. Look! Her dress is red!
Me: Wow Bao, you’re paintings have improved a ton!
Me: I spoke too soon…
Bao: Aww! Thanks for taking me to the festival! You’re the best!
Evergeen: I am, aren’t I?
Me: Look who else showed up!!!
Electrike: I’m texting this hot girl I met earlier.
Envy: I’m sending a mean text to Electrike.
Electrike: What the hell, Envy!? I’m going to text you so many angry emoji’s
Me: So much for a family reunion day…
Me: Elphaba, what the heck are you doing?
Me: I thought I effectively got rid of the werewolf genes.
Elphaba: Everyone step aside. I got this!
Electrike: I don’t even know what’s I’m doing here.
Me: Classy festival proposal!!!
Me: And wedding.
Me: Okay that’s it. Everyone needs to stop dying in my yard!!!!
Constance: You’ve been here for 3 days straight. Go away! Or at least do laundry or something!
Constance: No! I’m going to stay here forever and ever and ever.
Me: Ugh *resets*
Bao: I’m getting pretty impatient with these ghosts…
Me: And it’s only going to get worse as the generations go on.
Me: Whaaat? What’s this? Could it be BABY #1!!!! Find out next time!!!!