Cherry: I miss Clyde so much, I can’t even see him in the ghost world now because his grave is gone. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
Me: Cherry, I’m sorry, okay? Get over it, Clyde sucked anyway.
Me: Needless to say she did indeed get over it, pretty quickly.
Cherry: Someone beat my high score, you think I should have just left that?!
Me: Anyway, Evergreen is back in Shang Simla, we’re going to pick her spouse and we’re going to buy martial arts equipment for home.
Evergreen: I kind of want to go swimming.
Me: Not there, it’s not meant for swimming!
Me: Evergreen, come on that’s not meant for swimming.
Me: Curse free will. I canceled it out and everything.
Me: So I’m picking a spouse for Evergreen and it might sound shallow but I’m doing based on who has the cutest face.
Shing: Hey, Evergreen. Can I help you?
Evergreen: Don’t mind me, I’m just going to stare really closely at your face while the Sim god takes a picture.
Me: This one isn’t bad. I don’t mind the nose, and I like the eyes. We’ll just see what the others have to offer.
Bao: Evergreen! You’re here, help! I’ve lodged my knee into the door and it won’t come out!
Me: He’s a keeper.
Me: This one isn’t bad either. I like his nose, the lips are kind of weird but I’m not worried about it because I’m pretty sure Bella’s lips will stay dominant. The eyes are nice too.
Me: Eh…. I’m just gonna go pick the knee in the door guy.
Me: The merchant’s pretty! If only Evergreen was gay.
Merchant: Evergreen, I’m so happy to see you, welcome to my store and stay forever locked in my basement.
Evergreen: She’s kind of creeping me out.
Me: The cute ones are always crazy. Get your martial arts stuff and let’s get out of here.
Me: I completely forgot why she was crying…
Bao: I’m probably going to kiss her. Does my breath smell okay???
Evergreen: Dude, I’m right here. I can hear you.
Evergreen: I only have one day left on my trip. One day for us to get a high enough relationship for you to come visit me and move in.
Bao: Can’t you just ask me to move in?
Evergreen: No, it doesn’t work like that!
Me: The final day ended and I placed the martial arts equipment in the yard.
Evergreen: Hey, when I called you to come over, I thought it would take you days to get here. You just walked over.
Bao: My ex girlfriend and I moved in across the street.
Evergreen: You said EX girlfriend, right?
Bao: Yeah but we’re still really close.
Evergreen: Not anymore, you’re moving in with me.
Me: Facial hair fixes everything! I forgot what his lifetime wish was 😦 but don’t worry, it’s not like he’s going to complete it, I need a portrait slave! He also has the Asian Culture hidden trait. Crap, I just remembered his lifetime wish! It was firefighter super-hero or something like that. Too late!
Me: Constance finally kicked the bucket!
Me: And the grim reaper got stuck!
Me: You’d imagine that he can teleport though walls or something but nope! He uses the door like everyone else!
Me: I don’t understand! They all had their lifetime wishes completed, and I’m pretty sure they had enough happiness points to get a fancy gold trimmed urn!