Me: Half-assed wedding party? Yes.
Me: Okay, I did NOT invite all of these people. I don’t even know half of them!
Me: WOW, my sims stick out!
Dijon: Honey? Why are you crying? Are you okay?
Constance: …I think so…
Constance: I’m afraid I’m making a terrible mistake.
Dijon: Okay, that’s enough. It’s starting to get a little offensive.
Dijon: Hey, I know you’re stressed out but I know in my heart that I’m ready to marry you and I hope you feel the same way.
Constance: I guess you’re right. I don’t even know why I was upset to begin with!
Me: Neurotic sims are weird.
Me: And the rest of the ceremony went without a problem!
Me: Uh, Dijon. Shouldn’t you be waiting for your wife?
Dijon: Nah, I’m hungry.
Me: There’s always that ONE SIM that gets stuck. Ugh *resets*
Me: Emerald baby time?
Me: Emerald baby time confirmed!
Me: Constance freaked out while posing for the portrait. I’m not redoing, it’s her fault.
Me: Isn’t it beautiful?
Constance: Why am I cross-eyed? It’s not my birthday, is it?
Me: No, you’re birthday already passed.
Constance: Well, it seems to be better now. Must have been a false alarm.
Constance: Oh, hey! I’m going to be a mom.
Me: That scares me, I’m not sure that she’s stable enough for this.
Constance: I’m going to be a great mom! You’ll see!
Constance: Dijon, you’re going to be a dad! Isn’t that great!
Dijon: Yes! I’m so excited! Let’s go tell everyone!
Daffodil: You’re having a baby! That’s awesome, you guys are so lucky!
Me: He instantly rolled a wish to have a baby, the poor thing 😦
Daffodil: I’m an heir! What kind of heir doesn’t produce children? What will I do?!
Jon: I say sit back and let the sim god handle it.
Daffodil: You’re right! You’re always right! Let’s go to bed and we’ll let the sim god handle it.
Me: You guys make me do everything, huh?
Daffodil: Huh? What’s that noise. It woke me up. I’ll be the hero and investigate it.
Daffodil: What the heck is this thing?
Daffodil: Oh no! I think I broke it!!!
Emit: Hey there! I’m
Time Traveler Emit Relevort. I come from the future and I’m willing to take you to the future because I’m just a cool guy like that.
Daffodil: The future? What’s it like?
Emit: Very technological and scientifically advanced.
Daffodil: Can you guys have babies easily?
Emit: Yes! We have genetic engineering and two men can have a biological baby.
Daffodil: I’m in. JON GET OUT HERE!!!!!
Jon: *mutters* Daffodil…waking me up in the middle of the night for his shenanigans.
Emit: So, what do you think? Pretty cool right? I actually have a bunch of opportunities you can do to learn about the future.
Daffodil: Yeah, yeah, I’ll be sure to get to that. Now where is the hospital and/or science lab?
Daffodil: This is it! We can finally start our family!
Daffodil: Wow, we don’t have any buildings back home that look like this.
Jon: Yeah, I wonder how many years have passed.
Daffodil: Well I’m going in and we are going to grow a test tube baby.
Jon: I can already tell this is going to be a weird experience.
Daffodil: You will not believe what went on in there.
Me: I don’t care! The first baby for the Emerald generation is born!!!! It’s a boy! His name is Electrike, he’s named after the pokemon and yes, it is green. His traits are evil and light sleeper.
Daffodil: Look out below!!!!
Daffodil: Oof! I wanna go to bed.
Me: Here is Electrike’s room! I put a lot of work in it!
Bonehilda: An evil baby? He’s our future dark overlord!!!!! Yay!!!
Bonehilda: Yay! Praise the dark overlord!
Jon: Please leave my son alone.
Constance: So what’s the deal? Is he genetically perfect or something?
Me: I don’t know yet, I guess we’ll have to wait and see to compare him to your kids.
Constance: I want a genetically perfect baby!
Me: I’m sure yours will be fine!
Me: genetically perfect or not, she loves her nephew.
Me: The repair woman is super pretty!!!!!! Stay young forever, I might want you for the family one day!
Bonehilda: The dark overlord makes me happy.
Me: Electrike is THE BEST BABY I’ve ever had to manage in the game. He does not cry, at all. He’s upset, tired, hungry, dirty and yet he’s always perfectly calm! I love this kid!
Dijon: Oh my gosh! The baby is coming! What do I do? Where do we go?
Me: Somebody’s been working on their expressions!
Constance: Next time we are having a genetically engineered baby like Daffodil and Jon!!!
Me: No, you’re not.
Me: It’s a girl!!!!! Say hi to Envy!!! The emotion envy is usually associated with the color green! She is good and loves the outdoors.
Me: Don’t do lovey stuff in front of the baby!
Me: Do you guys have no modesty?
Me: Another Emerald baby is confirmed!
Me: It looks like everyone takes care of both of the babies equally. It’s like the children have four parents!
Constance: I’m scared! What if the shower is too cold!
Me: Then turn up the heat?
Constance: What if it gets too hot?
Me: Turn it down!
Constance: What if it breaks?!
Me: Omg then fix it!
Constance: What if a meteor crashes into the house and everyone dies!?
Me: Cross-eyed? It must be a birthday!!!!
Me: What did you do to your hair?
Dijon: I grew it out!
Me: Well, cut it back off again!
Daffodil: It’s my birthday too!
Me: That’s impossible! You’re not cross-eyed!
Me: You’re STILL not cross-eyed?!
Me: Daffodil, I know you always had a very small frame but this is ridiculous and I’m concerned for your health.
Me: Another birthday!? Yay toddlers!
Me: LOOK AT HIM! HE’S ADORABLE!!!!
Me: There’s no way this kid is evil! He’s too sweet!!!
Constance: I just realized I’m pregnant again, there’s going to be 2 babies at the same time.
Me: 3 babies, actually.
Constance: 3? How are we going to handle three babies!!!! Aqua did it, Bloo did it too! You’ll be fine, there’s 4 of you!!!
Me: Electrike is too cute!!!
Jon: Get out here, Daffodil! We still need one more kid until our family is complete!!!
Me: Another girl!!! Meet Elphaba, named after the character from wicked. Elphaba is a little mini-me of her father, well traits wise at least. She is athletic and virtuoso.
Me: Okay Constance, just have the baby and I can end the chapter!
Me: Enjoy having the toys to yourself now, because soon you’ll have three siblings running around!
Constance: The baby’s coming!!!!!
Dijon: What should we do? I’m not prepared for this!!!!
Daffodil: *completely calm* I just need to scoot by and put Envy to bed…
Jon: Hey, what’s with all the yelling.
Constance: Is EVERYONE going to be in the room for this!?
Dijon: It’s looking that way…
Dijon: Can you guys give her some room, please?!
Me: Another girl!!! The final baby for the Emerald generation! Evergreen! Named after the trees! She’s friendly and neurotic and I have a feeling that she’s going to fit in just fine!
Thanks for reading this chapter, it was extra, extra long, I hope you guys don’t mind!