Me: We might have a bit of a problem… Do you guys see Clyde anywhere in this picture? No? He’s invisible!!! Resetsim isn’t working!
Me: Fixed it!!! I just had to change his outfit.
Me: Bloo is eating everything in the kitchen like he owns the place
Bloo: I do own the place…
Me: Not anymore you don’t!
Daffodil: What happened to the chair?
Dijon: You destroyed it, remember?
Daffodil: Yeah like 10 years ago! It’s still broken?!
Me: Give me a break, there was a lot of stuff to replace!
Me: What’s the matter?
Daff: My stupid teacher is making me be social. He’s bribing me, If I become friends with this girl then I get extra credit.
Me: That seems like a good deal…
Daff: ugh. people.
Daffodil: It’s very…pink?
Me: And your house is very cardinal, you can’t judge!
Me: Aww they’re making friends!
Me: Really good friends! She invited him over the next day!
Me: OMG I FORGOT HER NAME! That’s funny.
Girl: Nononono, it’s SLIGHTLY cloudy!
Daffodil: All I said was that it’s somewhat cloudy!
Girl: But it’s not somewhat cloudy, it’s slightly cloudy!
Daffodil: That doesn’t make any sense! Slightly and somewhat mean the same thing!
Girl’s sister: *Stares intensely at garden*
Me: I like these girls.
Everyone: *weird 3 way staring contest*
Me: Believe it or not, he left their house being best friends with both of them!
Me: Look how cute they are doing homework together!
Me: Clyde? When did you age up?
Clyde: While you were busy looking at Daffodil and his friends D: is Daffodil more important than I am?
Me: No! You’re important too!
Me: But it IS his birthday today!
Me: Woah woah woah! I left you here for 2 minutes and you fight with your son!Me: That’s child abuse!
Me: Why would you do that to your son?!
Me: It made them friends??? I will never understand werewolves!
Clyde: Now I’m going to beat up the dog!
Me: You will not!!!
Me: This is beautiful!
Cherry: “Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Said Anastasia.
Me: OMG CHERRY NO!
Cherry: “He grabs me suddenly and yanks me up against him, one hand at my back holding me to him and the other fisting in my hair.”
Me: CHERRY! I said NO! Put the book down!Cherry: You’re such a prude!
Daffodil: I’m scarred for life.
Daffodil: Yay! It’s my birthday!
Me: I hope he stays this cute!
Me: And here is big brother Dijon coming to celebrate.
Me: Just Dijon… No one else…
Me: Who is this????? Who are these genetics from????
Me: He grew up dramatic, so he’s a virtuoso, dramatic, loner, and computer wiz.