Clyde: You know, I’ve been thinking and I really believe that we should have more pups!
Cherry: That’s a great idea. I’ll call the shelter now!
Clyde: …wait, what?
Clyde: Now you misunderstood me! I want to have more kids!
Cherry: Not this again.
Cherry: We can’t have anymore kids, the sim god made that absolutely clear. Where would these kids even stay?
Clyde: Well we can probably fit like 6 or 7 more in the bedroom and the rest can stay outside.
Cherry: I’m not putting my kids outside. Why do you want so many kids anyway?
Clyde: Well I had a big family…
Cherry: How many siblings do you have?
Clyde: From which litter?
Cherry: Who broke the T.V.!!!!!!?????
Laundry Gnome: Hey, lady, can you keep quiet? This is my favorite show!
Me: Dijon is obsessed with the rocking horse. It’s literally all he does!!!
Dijon: I’m tired, but screw sleep! I’m going to stay up all night on my horse!Dijon: On the other hand, it is getting rather late. If I go to bed now maybe I can get up early and ride on the horse before school.
Me: School starts in 8 hours.
Dijon: 4 hours of sleep, 4 hours of horse time.
Bella: This kid is super weird…
Me: I know, I know, but we love him anyway.
Dijon: I got my 4 hours of sleep and I’m a zombie but at least I have my horse!
Me: Why the long face?
Daff: I have to go to school 😦
Me: Actually you don’t since you technically aged up today!
Daff: No school? Hmm that means I have every single toy in the entire house to myself… my options are endless!
Repairwoman: Ugh! I can’t fix the TV! There’s a bear in the way!
Me: It ways like 2 pounds! Just move it!
Me: There! I just moved it for you! Better?
Repairwoman: Another job well done by me!
Me: Just fix the TV and leave!
Dijon: Finally! I’m home from school and done with my homework… time to do something enjoyable!
Dijon: A nice game of chess to enjoy the evening.
Dijon: What? I haven’t even played yet? Why did I close the game?
Dijon: I can’t control myself! What’s happening?
Dijon: Why am I transforming??!!!
Me: There’s a full moon tonight. Let’s see how your brother is handling it.
Me: Well you’re handling it better than Dijon.
Me: Charlie nooo!!!!!
Grim Reaper: Well it’s time to go to the underworld now little dog.
Clyde: No! Charlie don’t die! You’re a member of this family and we love you so much!!!!! All of us!
Clyde: Charlie don’t float away!
Clyde: Come back!
Me: And now everyone shows emotion!
Me: A zombie? With a cup of beer?
Zombie: I’m not a zombie! I’m a college student preparing for finals!
Me: What’s the difference?
zombie college student scared Clyde!
Daff: Charlie! Nooooo!!!!!
Bonehilda: I still don’t care. The dog was a jerk.
Me: Wow, geniuses really do finish homework faster! They started at exactly the same time!
Dijon: Boys who finish their homework early get to play on the slide while their dumb little brother watches!
Me: Hey! He might not be a genius and at the moment he isn’t good at anything but when he ages up and I force him to play instruments, he’ll be really good!
Dijon: Ooowww! I fell off the slide!
Me: That’s what you get for being mean to your brother!
Daff: I miss Charlie so much!
Me: Daiquiri knows he’s next so he’s been digging his own grave!
Me: It looks like someone is feeling better!
Me: He’s even adorable as a wolf!
Me: I wish I could get pictures of Dijon like this but he never stands out in the open he is either at school, on the horse, or on the computer.
Daff: You don’t need Dijon, you have me!
Me: Woah! Someone isn’t a morning person! Cheer up! It’s your birthday!
Dijon: But you’re making me go to school!
Me: Smart guys like school!
Dijon: No one likes school!!
Dijon: I won’t forget this!
Me: Look how cute they are sitting together on the bus! They’re lowkey best friends.
Dijon: Hmm? Why am I derping out?
Dijon: Oh yeah, it’s my birthday. I almost forgot because I had to go to school all day!
Me: Still mad?
Dijon: No, I’m ecstatic…see?… woohoo…
Me: The little A**hole blinked during the picture…
Me: He grew up with the ‘Loves the Heat’ trait so he’s a genius, brave, loves the heat, and a couch potato. He’s pretty cute, in a nerdy kind of way though.
Me: He doesn’t have the body of a couch potato though…