Me: Dijon, that’s a triangle, it won’t fit in the circle!
Dijon: It will if I try hard enough!
Daffodil: I might look calm but on the inside there is a tantrum brewing inside me to the likes of which you’ve never seen.
Cherry: I want another baby.
Alien: Hi! I’ve come for Bella!
Me: A LITTLE LATE DON’T YOU THINK?!
Me: And here you can see the majestic laundry gnome in it’s natural habitat, way too close to the TV.
Me: So I’ve trained him and had him master the shape box and read all of the logic books. How did I do that? By depriving him of all of his needs as to not waste his time.
Dijon: I need love.
Me: Books love you.
Me: RUN LAUNDRY GNOME RUN!
Me: He’s so cute when he howls!!!!! (I wish I knew that tab thing when I took this picture)
Cherry: SEE! I TOLD YOU! You taught the kids destructive behavior!
Clyde: How do you know it was me? Maybe it was all those ghosts you let wonder around, they’re up to no good.
Cherry: Those ghosts are my family!!
Charlie: I’m not sure if this is a bad time but I have fleas again.Bloo: See? I can help with babies, then as a reward for being helpful I get to sit in the chair.
Cherry: Dad, just put the baby down.
Bloo: Okay 😦
Bloo: But I’m still sitting in the chair…
Bloo: I’m such a good grandparent.
Me: Another toddler! I can’t wait to see what he looks like!
Me: HE’S BLONDEEEEEEEEE
Me: And he’s destructive!
Me: Look at him playing innocent! He destroys everything in his path!
Me: I AM ALREADY SO SICK OF THESE KIDS! ALL THEY DO IS DESTROY!
Me: Laundry gnome has the right idea! High places where they can’t reach you!
Me: PLEASE STOP
Me: Finally! The little hellions are asleep!
Cherry: Don’t worry about your birthday wish, Dijon, I made it for you! I WISH THAT THESE KIDS WILL STOP DESTROYING MY FURNITURE!
Me: Those freakin eyes!
MT: Dijon? Are you in here?
Me: Aww! Are you looking for Dijon?
Me: Nope he’s just an A**hole.
Dijon: Ew! What smells like pee? Daff, did you pee on my bed? This will take ages to clean!
MT: Hey, Dijon!
Me: Awwww! Do you want to sleep in bed with Dijon?
Me: F*** You.
Me: Connor! Not you too!! That’s it, I’m ditching the chair!
Me: Look how smushed his face is!
Dijon: I’m a rebel!
Dijon: No one scares me! I’m unstoppable!
Cherry: I SAW THAT! JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET OVER THERE!
Dijon: Oh no
Daffodil: Crush, Kill, Destroy, Swag
Me: The poor furniture! He’s a monster!
Me: But he’s so cute!!!!!
Me: Just look at him!
Me: Congratulations Dijon, you’re the good kid.
Dijon: I broke literally everything in the bathroom.
Me: Well looking at this, Daffodil certainly isn’t the good kid!
Daffodil: I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE CREATED, CHAIR!
Daffodil: *Cries* I broke it!!!!!! WAAAAAHHH
Dijon: ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED!
Me: Words cannot express my disappointment. All of the dogs are non destructive! This was the kids!
Cherry: Sim god is going to hate me but I need to age you up 2 days early! My poor furniture can’t take it anymore!
Me: But who can stay mad at that face!
Me: Just look at him!!
Daffodil: I wish I can continue to use my cuteness to get away with anything!
Daff: I will rule the world!!!! Mwahahaha
Me: So freakin cute!!!