Bella: How come Crystal’s boyfriend can live longer but Bloo and I have to die when our time comes.
Me: I need the bedroom for Cherry’s kids!
Me: Another baby for Cardinal!
Me: Guys, don’t do that, it’s weird.
Me: I mean you two aren’t related by blood but it’s still weird…
Me: You can’t really tell but that’s Charlie and I took the picture to show that he has fleas!
Me: And here he is sharing his fleas with Monster Truck
Charlie: So how about technology huh? Computer mouses and stuff.
MT: I don’t know what that is for I am a dog.
Cherry: Okay Monster Truck get in the tub and stay away from Charlie so you don’t get his fleas again!
Cherry: Don’t you dare shake!
Monster Truck: Ima take a nap on the couch!
Me: You are literally the same size as the couch!
Me: The laundry was building up and I noticed the maid does not do laundry so I bought a Bonehilda to see if she does laundry.
Me: There she is! Let’s see if she does laundry.
Me: Okay so she makes beds…
Me: She makes more beds…
Me: She mops…
Me: And she does dishes
Me: She also scares Clyde! Haha
Me: A bonehilda and the maid spotted each other! Will a fight break out!?
Me: I think Bonehilda won… the maid quit! Whatever, Bonehilda is cooler anyway even though she does everything BUT laundry.
Me: Cherry it looks like your stuck with the laundry!
Cherry: Maybe we can get a butler?
Me: Um no because Butlers spend the night and need their own bed! Think of the children!!!
Bella: Reaching my lifetime wish is so tiring!!
Me: I don’t think it’s a good idea to be around the dogs, BONEhilda?
Charlie: I kind of want to chew on her femur!
Clyde: Hey! Me too!
Bonehilda: Okay… maybe I’ll just go in the other room then *backs away slowly*
Me: Monster Truck is chewing on the chair but I’m not even mad because he’s so cute!
Cherry: I’m pretty mad! No chewing on things! Bad dog!
Me: Don’t yell at him! 😦
MT: *Chews on barstool* Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Cherry: What am I going to do with you!?
Cherry: I said no chewing!!!
MT: Okay no more chewing. I understand
MT: But digging is still okay right?!
Cherry: No digging either!
MT: I unlearned my destructive trait… now I have no personality! Is that what you wanted!?
Me: I don’t even know what’s going on here!
Bella: Well I retired!
Connor: I’m celebrating her retirement!
Clyde: And I’m protesting yetis! They shed too much!
Me: You shed too much!
Me: I realized how little attention I’ve been giving Clyde’s career so I bought him this little exercise thing.
Me: And I put it in the basement where all of the dead Belland members will motivate him.
Me: I took this one to say that Bella officially hit 90 simdays old! Meaning she can die at any moment.
Me: WOW! That did not take long!!!
Bella: Come and get me Grim Reaper! I’ve been training for this!
Bella: I’m not going without a fight!
Grim: You called?
Bella: He’s scarier than I remembered.
Grim: Still want to fight?
Bella: Uhm hmm…
Grim: If I win you don’t get to visit as a ghost and you’ll have to suffer in the underworld for eternity as my servant!
Bella: You know what? I’ve learned my lesson, death is inevitable, choose your battles, blah blah blah
Bella: So just take me to my husband and I’ll go without a fight. Deal?
Grim: It doesn’t make a difference to me so deal
Me: Here’s the creepy little collection so far
Me: And I added the area for the next generation.
Me: Everyone has been really upset about Bella’s death. Even the dogs!
Cherry: I might look happy but I’m dead on the inside so party disguised as a funeral?
Me: I’m not sure how the funerals in this game work but I’m pretty sure it’s not polite to play video games during.
Cherry: Cranberry! Our mother is dead! How can you not feel anything?!
Cranberry: Maybe because I’m a dangerous Sociopath with a long history of violence.
Cherry: Oh, right.
Cranberry: Now please remove your hands from my torso
Cherry: Crystal isn’t dressed in cardinal! She looks funny!
Cranberry: I wonder if my husband will buy me a new car!
Crystal: I wonder if Cranberry’s husband will buy me a new car.
Cranberry: So it’s settled! We’ll split mom’s assets 50/50
Cherry: But what about our siblings?
Cranberry: Well that’s just bad business!
Me: Crystal finally realized she was at a funeral and did some mourning!
Cherry: Hi! Clyde said he has a big surprise so we are throwing a party!
Clyde: I’m brushing you because I will not allow shedding at the party!
Me: So who’s going to brush you?
Bonehila: Charlie no chewing.
Me: This party must be a big deal! Cherry even got a bartender!
Me: Cherry is the only one dancing… it looks weird.
Me: That’s weird…
Cardinal: Ow! You stepped on my foot you uncultured swine!
Old guy: *gasps* I didn’t break it did I?
Cardinal: No, it’s fine.
Old guy: Because I can NOT go through another lawsuit!
Cardinal: Hey, it’s fine. Okay?
Me: Now here’s a cute couple!
Me: They’re so in love!
Clyde: Are you ready for my announcement?
Cherry: Why are you getting on the floor?
Clyde: Shh just wait.
Clyde: Marry me?!
Cherry: I thought you were just drunk and about to pass out! This is so much better!
Cherry: Yes I’ll marry you!!! Yes!
Clyde: Well that’s a huge weight off my shoulders!
Clyde: A perfect fit!
Me: They’re so in loooove!!