Me: I redid the rooms for the Cardinal Kids.
Me: And the house is a disaster thanks to the party.
Me: Bloo get up! You have the entire house to yourself today unl-
Crimson: School is for chumps!
Me: Nevermind, Bloo. Looks like you and Crimson have the house to yourselves.
Crimson: A father-son day! Missing school is the best!
Bloo: Now, son, I will teach you the ways of hopscotch.
Crimson: I am ready, father.
Crimson: I think I got it!
Bloo: YES! Then I got this in the bag
Bloo: Now watch and learn
Bloo: You see that? I’m kicking your butt!
Bloo: Hah! Look at that!
Bloo: Hey trespassing Paparazzo did you see that?
Paparazzo: Very impressive… please don’t call the cops on me for trespassing.
Bloo: Now you try, son. Do it to impress the Paparazzo.
Crimson: I failed again.
Bloo: YES! I win! Loser does the dishes!
Crimson: But we never agreed on that.
Bloo: Loser does the dishes!
Bloo: YES! I AM THE HOPSCOTCH KING!
Paparazzo: This will make a great article!
Bloo: Okay, father-son day is over, nice hanging out with you.
Crimson: But it’s not even 10AM yet!
Crystal: Cranberry, don’t look but there’s a weird kid that looks like us on the bus.
Cranberry: That’s Hiram, our cousin. He’s coming over, we talked about this an hour ago. Do you really not remember?
Crystal: You take the fun out of everything, Cranberry.
Crystal: I’m going inside to watch TV, you stay out here and do your homework or something, like a loser.
Cardinal: I almost maxed my riding skill but still can’t get on?!
Cardinal: Almost got it!
Cardinal: What the hell! Whatever, I’ll just try again.
Cardinal: Now… how do I get down.
Me: Bloo, you’re just standing there. What are you doing?
Bloo: Well, I’m stir crazy and needed to get out of the house but I have too many responsibilities so I need to stay close to home.
Me: That’s not really ‘getting out’
Me: But at least you get a good view of the glitched stray cat friends.
Crystal: I solemnly swear to eat this entire peace of cake for dinner and not share any of it.
Cherry: I’d be reeeeaaaalllly thankful if you shared some of that cake with your sister who’s plate is empty.
Crystal: Is the sky orange?
Crystal: Then SOMETIMES you can have some of my cake, but not this time!
Boo: Bix, baby, I love you!
Bix: Get away from me you old hag!
Bix: You’re so beautiful! I love you!
Boo: OMG NO
Me: They did this for 3 hours…
Me: Believe it or not the entire family is in this taxi.
Me: Well, except for Cardinal because she has aspirations.
Me: FAMILY (except for Cardinal) BEACH DAY!
Cherry: I’m not letting a drop of this salty acid touch my skin.
Me: “salty acid”? you mean ‘Water’?
Cherry: Yep, I hate it.
Me: She really did not let any water touch her. Dedication right there. Let’s go see what everyone else is up to.
Bella: Make sure you get my good side Mr. Paparazzo.
Coral: I went on a walk…and now I’m lost… I’m going to die out here, I’ll have to learn to survive on my own, I’ll catch fish from the ocean and cook them with a fire I can make from that tree over there, and that’ll keep me alive until I die from dehyderation, hopefully I’ll be found by then.
Me: You are literally 30 feet away from civilization.
Crystal: I’m lost too! I’m going to tire and drown to death.
Me: Just call a dang water taxi!
Cranberry: What a refreshing swim!
Cranberry: Now time to dry off my clothes!
Me: Or you can just swim in a swimsuit like everyone else.
Cranberry: any suit you swim in is automatically a swimsuit.
Bella: Okay Bella, time to throw a campaign fundraiser, you’ve been preparing for this your entire career. Let’s milk these suckers.
Me: And thanks to the legendary host reward she doesn’t even have to interact with her guests. She made 60,000 simoleons!
Bloo: I’m aging up during a campaign party! Does that make it a birthday party too?
Me: No, it makes it a campaign party in which you’ve aged during.
Me: OMG CLINT?!!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN THE HOUSE?!
Me: GET OUT!
Clint: I can’t, I’m stuck.
Me: GET OUT!
Clint: I can’t fit through the door!
Me: Then how did you get in!!?? Ugh! *Resets*
Bloo: Missing school?! Cardinal, I am so disappointed! I’ve raised you better than this!!!!
Coral: Haha Cardinal got in trouble.
Me: You missed school too, you’re next.
Me: Crimson is the smart one, he got on the school bus on time but when it got to the school he went to the playground instead.
Me: Hiram grew up!!! Adorable!!!
Bella: I know I just threw a party yesterday, but I was promoted and need more funds, so I’m throwing another campaign fundraiser, please bring your
Bella: Now to watch TV and let the donations roll in!
Me: Look who came!!! Bluejay and Jo’s daughter, Shonna!
Crimson: I’m grounded for getting bad grades.
Me: Then stop skipping school!
Me: You can barely see her but the new trespassing Paparazzo is really pretty.
Me: And Bunny just adores her!
Clint: Those are some good-looking cakes.
Me: Clint! No! Those are for the triplets, not you!
Cardinal: Monty, right? Thanks for inviting me over, we have so much in common.
Me: His eyes are PURPLEish????!!!
Me: Anyway, I decided to be nice and let them have cake for their birthday… mostly because we ran out of leftovers from their last birthday.
Cranberry: Yay! I’m going to be a teenager. I wish Cardinal was here to see this!
Crimson: Where is Cardinal, anyway?
Me: You don’t want to know.
Cardinal: What? I can’t kiss my boyfriend?!
Me: Ooh, the first in the generation to get a boyfriend…even though he’s closer to the triplets ages than yours.
Cardinal: I’m not THAT much older than him!!
Me: Here’s Crimson, he rolled snob, so far he’s absent-minded, loves the outdoors, eccentric, and snob. I have no idea what to do with these traits.
Me: He’s cute but not the cutest in the generation. He’s Bella-everything except for his eyes.
Me: Here’s Cranberry. She still looks like a crazy robot housewife. She’s Good, Insane, Friendly, and she rolled Never Nude.
Me: She looks like face-twins with Cardinal. Let me double check
Me: Here is Crystal, rocking sweats. She’s a couch potato, has photographer’s eye, inappropriate, and easily impressed.
Me: She’s definitely a daddy’s girl… with Bella’s eyes it looks like.