Me: Ummm? Are you guys forgetting someone?
Me: LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER!!!
Me: Nope looks like that got a replacement…
Bella: I’m starting work again soon after my like 16 year maternity leave, the more charismatic I am the quicker I am to getting all of the government’s alien secrets!
Me: Ughhh I feel bad for the maid!!!
Me: Who’s busy cleaning the same two puddles over and over again because the shower is broken.
Maid: Damn shower. I don’t even know why I’m bothering the second I clean one another re-appears.
Me: The maid got fed up and left so here’s Bella doing all of the dirty work.
Bella: Ugh, I’m Bella. THE Bella! I want 10 more maids!!!
Me: No TV, go do your homework!!!
Coral: FINE, I’ll do my homework but I’ll complain about it the whole time.
Coral: *Mutters* I hate school, I don’t even have traits that will help with a career.
Me: UGH LEAVE THE FURNITURE ALONE!
Cardinal: But I’m tired and I want to go to bed!
Coral: No, you are the only one with potential! You need school!
Cardinal: One skill involved trait is NOT potential!
Coral: I am NOT changing the toddler!
Coral: Oh hi funny looking puppy! Did you come over here to distract me until someone else changes the toddler?
Cardinal: Oh the baby is crying? Too bad we are so busy with discussions of homework, and school to change her diaper.
Coral: Yes so busy. No diaper changing for us!
Me: I don’t know whether this is cute or creepy.
Me: This poor family is a TRAINWRECK it’s 4AM!
Me: ANd 7 AM rolls by and no one has slept.
Cherry: This is death.
Cherry: Did I miss the bus? I can’t even think straight!
Bloo: Missing school?! MISSING SCHOOL?! HOW COULD YOU MISS SCHOOL?! The only time I ever missed the bus was when I was ELECTROCUTED and I STILL made it to school!!!
Me: Poor Bella didn’t sleep either, she passed out after work.
Aqua: I had plans with Connor.
Me: Well you’re a day late, he was here last night.
Aqua: Guess I’ll play video games then.
Me: Look at this cute little familiar looking Blondie! That’s Hiram, the son of Bluejay and Jo!
Me: And this one is either Alana or Ariana, I can’t remember, but she’s Boo’s illegitimate daughter.
Cardinal: Woah, what happened to the desk and chair.
Me: OMG CHARLIE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
Me: The carpet too? Really?
Charlie: Don’t yell at me, it’s my birthday!
Me: You BETTER be cute!
Charlie: I AM CUTE!
Charlie: AND A DESTROYER!
Cherry: I’m cross-eyed so it must be my birthday too!
Me: Funny thing happened today, since every sim I’ve ever seen became cross-eyed when they aged up, I made a joke while playing with my IRL dog. I was petting him and he crossed his eyes and I said to my boyfriend “He’s more cross-eyed than a sim on their birthday!”
Cardinal: Yay! I get to age up on a pile of dirty laundry!!!
Me: Here’s Cherry! She’s so cute I love her so much!!!
Me: She rolled party-animal. What a dangerous set of traits. She hates everything EXCEPT partying.
Me: I put sunglasses on her. Party girls typically wear sunglasses.
Me: Here’s Cardinal, she looks exactly like Cherry except green eyes, darker skin and red hair.
Me: She rolled gatherer.