Me: That wouldn’t surprise me honestly.
Me: Bunny literally rolls around nonstop, everywhere, all the time.
Cherry: Really, Coral? A rematch? I play video games 24/7 you don’t stand a chance.
Coral: Who do you think TAUGHT YOU to play this!?
Me: Meanwhile Cardinal does her homework and is probably the only one in the house who maintains a B which is good considering I don’t pay attention to their schooling.
Cardinal: Well considering I’m the only one in the house with good traits, and I look like Bella with red hair, I got this heir thing locked up currently. Good grades are a must!
Charlie: Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! First the chair then tiny Bella.
Bella: Don’t you DARE touch my furniture!
Charlie: What about tiny Bella?
Bella: Which one? 4 of the 6 kids look like my twin?
Cardinal: Good horsie! Once I’m big enough to ride you we’ll win every race!
Cardinal: Coral, can you read me a story?
Coral: Sure right after I give Crimson a bottle and put him to bed. I might not care about school but I care about this family.
Me: Yeah he’s pretty good at it too, he can maintain the family and his happiness, neither Bella or Bloo can do that!
Bloo: I can parent my kids just fine!
Me: Yeah but at the end of each day your miserable yourself.
Coral: Now just time to clean up the kitchen and then go to bed.
Me: Even though I don’t think he’ll be heir he is a life saver right now!
Aqua: I want to sleep in THAT bed!
Me: No! No no no!!!! That is Coral’s bed!
Me: Guys look at this. Notice something? No?
Me: How about now?
Me: Everyone is sleeping at the same time! That never happens!
Me: Well except for Bunny. But Bunny is busy getting attention
Me: See? What did I tell you? She rolls around in everything!
Bunny: Mmm Grass
Me: What is going on?
Me: Hey Buddy? You all right?
Cardinal: *yawns* School makes me so tired, as soon as I finish my homework I am going right to bed.
Cherry: Yeah you do that sis, but I’m popular now and I got invited to a friends house!
Me: Cherry got invited to her friend Monty’s house and I think he and the toddler are the kids of Emma Hatch and Cycl0n3 Sw0rd which is weird because last time I checked Emma was in a relationship with someone else and is currently pregnant with his kid.
Me: So I guess here’s a picture of the son of Cycl0n3 and Emma Hatch…?
Cherry: I thought we were going to do homework? Why are you dressed like that?
Cherry: Where are you going?!!
Cherry: You can’t leave your own house in the middle of a play date! What are you doing?
Monty: Trick or treating! Can’t you see I’m a clown?
Cherry: It’s summer!!!
Monty: Trick or treat!!!
Madison: Aww! A clown, how cute!
Cherry: What is going on with this town!
Me: This is USUALLY what the house is like!
Bella: I was about to bring Crimson up for a nap but I’m hungry so I’ll block the stairs!
Crimson: I don’t need a nap! Change me!
Cherry: Mom get out of the way! I want to play upstairs!
Coral: Can everyone just move? I’m exhausted!
Charlie: Coral you are blocking the chew toy bin! In about 5 seconds I’m going to wreck the couch! I need to destroy!