Shall we begin with some story progression notifications?
And it begins…
Ah, yes congratulations to the on and off again couple for the past two days on their engagement.
That’s just gross.
Boone finally got some!
And on with the chapter.
Me: I’m sick of toddler training, I mean it doesn’t even matter because all of their traits are randomized but I still feel like I HAVE to train them.
Bloo: I haven’t even gained a skill point since this little guy was born. 😦
Bella: Bunny is so much easier to raise than the babies!
Me: I think this picture represents how crappy parenthood is.
Me: And when one stops crying the other one starts.
Coral: WHAAAAA FEED ME! WHAAA WATCH ME WAKE UP THE BABIES YOU JUST PUT TO SLEEP.
Coral: It’s okay if I yell because I’m cute!
Me: I think Bunny has some repressed anger.
Bella: Eww, why are you holding that smelly thing
Bloo: This thing is your son, dearest wife.
Cuddles: Hi Coral! I’m just here to watch you sleep!
Me: Please don’t
Cuddles: You sure have a pretty sister, Coral!
Me: Don’t watch her either.
Bloo: Hi! The sim god decided to have a small get together between family for Cardinal’s birthday. It’s kind of a big deal, no one ever gets a cake!
Boone: Damn, that’s a cute-ass pussy.
Me: NO ONE INVITED YOU!
Bloo: I can’t believe Boo showed up but my own brother didn’t!
Bloo: What do you mean you’re busy? We’re family!
Me: The only people in the room to celebrate is Bella and the maid. Bunny doesn’t count since she’s eating.
Me: Look who finally decided to show up 3 hours late!
Me: And they’re still madly in love, all they did was flirt with each other the whole time.
Boone: If anyone’s getting flowers tonight, it’s me. I am having none of this!
Me: Even Bella stopped caring!
Me: WHAT. RED HAIR. YES!!!!!!! RED HAIR! THANK YOU CONNOR!
Me: I think we have a red haired-green eyed Bella clone!!!!
Cuddles: This sister is pretty too!
Me: I WILL DELETE YOU.
Me: LOOK AT THIS CUTE KITTY!
Cat: Shh! The grass is sleeping!
Cherry: You forgot my birthday!
Me: Get used to it.
Cherry: I know how to make you love me…
Me: A-are you an exact clone?
Cherry: Bitch I might be.
Me: It worked. I love you.