A week! It’s been a whole week! I missed my rainbow sims so much 😦 It’s so good to be back after the heir poll.
Bloo: Ugh finally. Graduation. Just give me my awards already. I know I’m great.
Me: But you all did great!
Bloo: Yeah but I’m valedictorian.
Boone: Yeah, but I’m going to be a millionaire!
Bluejay: Keep talking bitches.
Bluejay: Really? Even kicking you out of the house didn’t keep you away. Do you have to crash my graduation?
Bo: But I graduated too! Look at my diploma!
Bluejay: Hey Jo, I have something I want to ask you… meet me at the beach.
Bluejay: Those imaginary friends follow me everywhere they’re going to ruin everything!
Me: It doesn’t matter… I think you got stood up.
Bluejay: She’ll be here!!!
Me: Yeah, you were definitely stood up…
Bluejay: I’ll use my detective skills to find out where she went. She must have been kidnapped!!!!
Me: Just call her.
Me: Look who finally decided to show up!
Jo: I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I graduated today and there’s a hold up and everyone is stuck there.
Me: Damn it guys! Go home!
Bluejay: Hi honey! I’ve been waiting all day!
Jo: Don’t touch me you smell!
Me: DON’T YOU DARE DO THIS!
Jo: I’m going to go home and get some sleep, call me tomorrow!
Bluejay: But you just got here!
Me: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! I put way too much work in a spare’s happiness…
Me: Aqua, what are you doing?
Aqua: Waiting for Connor to die… I miss him.
Bluejay: Now give me a hug!
Jo: Don’t touch me you’re soaking wet.
Bluejay: It’s raining!!!!
Me: Jo… SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH AND FLIRT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND STOP REBELLING AGAINST YOUR FLIRTY TRAIT!
Jo: We can flirt! Just no hugging until you’re dry…
Bluejay: Okay, no hugging but how about this…
Bluejay: *Fumbles with the ring because he’s a clumsy loser*
Bluejay: Marry me!
Jo: Yes!!! I’ve always wanted to be in a legacy!
Bluejay: But I wasn’t chosen as the heir…
Jo: It’s okay. I’ll still marry you. But who’s the heir?
Bloo: Now that I’m in charge I’m going to get rid of all of that Aqua, and maybe put in some nice shades of Blue.
Bloo: That’s better!
Me: Yes this is the Blue generation house. I ran out of money so the inside and outside is pretty bare.
Me: When you first walk in there’s where the living room WILL be and that connects to the kitchen and a hallway leading to a currently empty bathroom. Next to the kitchen will be a dining room at some point.
Me: Upstairs there is another bathroom, Bloo’s room, an empty room that eventually I’ll turn into a nursery and Connor’s room which will turn into another nursery at some point.
Me: Boone! I didn’t expect to see you here!
Boone: I’m looking at this statue’s boobs… I’ll be single forever 😦
Me: Yeah probably. Story Progression sucks.
Me: But there’s tons of cute girls here!
Bloo: Hi! Please ignore my butt ringing I’m glitching and my phone won’t stop going off even though no one is calling.
Me: It’s true. resetsim didn’t even help.
Yin: I like womrats.
Me: Ah Mortimer, all done with your phase?
Mortimer: Yes but I kept the hair. Ladies love it.
Bloo: Hey Bluejay! I didn’t expect to see you here at the library.
Bluejay: Libraries make me happy.
Bloo: Listen you gotta help me out. I met the girl of my dreams at the library but there seems to be an issue and I need– I now just realized there’s no one here… so I’ll just take what I need and put the money on the counter.
Bloo: I know it’s late but you have to let me in, I fear I may not have much time!
Bloo: Hey Bella! Still waiting for Mortimer I see.
Bella: I used to be beautiful. I’m so sick of Mortimer, I’ve wasted my life waiting for him and I regret that.
Bloo: I for one think you’re still beautiful. You have the most beautiful smile and biggest eyes and a cute button nose.
Bloo: Ever since we met at the library I can’t stop thinking about you. Come live with me as my girlfriend and I can give you a new chance at life.
Bella: Ummmm let me think.
Bloo: I can give you everything Mortimer couldn’t!
Bella: I think I’d like to live with you as your girlfriend. But your in a legacy. I can’t be a legacy wife, I’m too old and you’ll have to deal with heartbreak soon.
Bloo: Just let me deal with that.
Bella: Okay, I’ll do it!
Bloo: Here you go Bella. This is a gift from me to you.
Bella: Aw, Bloo, that’s so sweet.
Bloo: I’m so happy you like it.
Bella: This seems to light to be a diamond… and it’s too small to be a million dollars.
Bloo: I’m sure you’ll like it!
Bella: I’m going to THROW IT AT THE GROUND!
Bloo: Well…I guess that works… drinking it also would have sufficed.
Bella: What?! Am I dying?!
Me: Nope, you’re young again!!!! I’ve always wanted to marry Bella Bachelor into a legacy family and as soon as she met Bloo at the library and had an instant attraction it gave me an idea!
Me: I don’t care what anybody else says. Bella is the cutest thing!
Me: Her name is still technically Bachelor until She and Bloo marry then she’ll be Bella Belland. Funny name right?! I guess we can end this chapter on a good note.
Nature: FAT CHANCE!
Me: Nooo!!!! Things were going so well!!!!
Bloo: No! Dad!
Bella: It’s okay! I’ll pray to my alien friends to reset time so we can prevent his death!
Connor: No, don’t worry about me. I have nothing left to offer this family and it’s about time I see my beloved Aqua. Bloo you’re in charge now.
Me: LOOK HOW SAD SHE IS!!
Grim Reaper: Now you guys don’t mind if I chillax a little bit right? I mean the chapter’s ending no one will even know.