Connor: Please, sir, I need three rainbow gems.
Clerk: Rainbow gems? Nope, I don’t have any in stock, try again tomorrow.
Connor: My house is impossible to navigate, there are the equivalent of six children a tiny two bedroom house.
Connor: I am begging you. Do you have any rainbow gems.
Clerk: No rainbow gems in stock today, try again tomorrow.
Claire: I need a new chair! I keep destroying mine.
Me: And your looking for a chair in a junkyard?
Claire: This is wear I find all of my furniture.
Boone: Maybe if I stick this pencil up my nose, I’ll poke my brain and won’t have to go to school anymore.
Boone: I can stay home with Bix and watch cartoons all day!
Bo: Bluejay you missed it! I just sneezed and there’s not all over my arm, I think some of it got on the wall.
Bluejay: You are so gross!!! I’m doing homework leave me alone!
Me: Introducing the only one who doesn’t complain while doing homework.
Connor: You missed school again? I hate to do this but your grounded.
Boone: Grounded? That’s so unfair, I was just on my way now! Tell him, Bix
Connor: It’s almost lunch you can’t leave the house to go to school at lunch!
Boone: But I was putting gel in my hair!
Connor: Is that what that smell is?
Boone: Dad, I’m really sorry that I missed school, but you have to admit it was worth it for hair like this.
Connor: It doesn’t matter what your hair looks like! You go to learn! Don’t do this again!
Me: Aqua, I’m fairly confident you’ll be able to complete your lifetime wish, just one more level!
Me: And she’s not the only one skilling in art.
Connor: Uh huh, Uh huh, Mhm…
Connor: Yes, I still love Aqua… No I don’t want to cheat on her.
Connor: I will not video chat with you unless you can assure me you’ll be dressed.
Connor: No, I don’t want to come over.
Connor: Uh huh, okay, nice talking to you too, bye Claire.
Me: How can you miss school again!!!! I woke you up and everything.
Boone: Calm down, I’ll go after I eat breakfast.
Me: Breakfast? It’s almost lunch time!
Boone: I’m so happy I missed school for this!
Bix: Yeah, who needs school?
Me: You do!!
Boone: Oh no! Dad’s coming out here to yell at me!
Connor: Nope, just cleaning up, son, I don’t care anymore.
Boo: UGH! I can’t get to Bloo because Bloo is in my way!
Me: And where is Bluejay, you might be asking? He’s at a friend’s house.
Me: A very wealthy friend’s house.
Me: Really, Aqua? It’s been like 3 days and you’re not even halfway done with your last skill level! My confidence is dropping.
Bluejay: Yay! I get to spend my birthday at a friend’s house!
Bluejay: One more age group closer to gettin’ with that.
Boone: My birthday too! I hope I get a cool trait, like star quality, or brave!
Me: Considering you almost never went to school, that’s unlikely.
Bloo: I’m going to sit back, relax, and let the sparkles consume me.