Bloo: Wut is wife, except da endwess weach for the jiggwing keys that no matter how hawd you twy, it’s just too faw away.
Aqua: I can’t feed one baby because the other is in the way!
Bluejay: Will sumwun come ovaw hewe and CHANGE ME!
Aqua: I’ll change you as soon as I feed your brother which I’ll do when the other one moves!
Me: This should solve our traffic problem, new house rule, all imaginary friends stay outside!
Connor: Your first steps!!!! I’m so proud of you, my son, nothing is stronger than a father-son bond.
Boone: Is daddy evew coming back?
Bloo: I dun think he wuvs us anymowe.
Connor: Yes, Bloo! It’s sunny outside.
Me: Stop teaching him wrong facts!
Connor: Well, you learned how to talk properly…so…bye
Bloo: Farewell, father I quite enjoyed this time we spent learning together, now if you don’t mind I’m going to attempt to eat my own foot.
Bluejay: I WANT OUT!
Boone: I’M SO HUNGRY
Bloo: LALALA I LOVE YOU IMAGINARY FRIEND, I LOVE SINGING TO YOU AT 6AM WHEN THE PARENTS JUST WENT TO BED.
THE SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!
Babysitter: You need to be quiet so your parents can sleep
Boone: Ya ya ya whatever give me the bottle.
Me: D’aww, Bloo got tuckered out!
Connor: I haven’t even started my lifetime wish yet…
Me: Aqua, shouldn’t you be helping out at home?
Aqua: I am helping, I’m raking leaves.
Me: Raking the leaves ACROSS THE STREET does not benefit your family in anyway.
Aqua: Please, just give my five minutes of silence away from the whining brat
Aqua: No, Connor.
Connor: So then when your boss says, “I’m sorry but we are making some changes to the company” what do you say?
Bluejay: “Nooo, pwease don’t fiwe me, I have a famiwy, Fire Bob, he’s the one steawing youw wunches evewyday!”
Connor: Your boss will be so happy to know who has been stealing his lunches that he’ll fire Bob and give you a raise!
Bluejay: Waise! Waise!
Connor: I was just eating dinner then I was attacked by sparkles?!
Aqua: Let the sparkles consume you and we’ll be old grumps together!
Connor: UGH! Being old hurts!
Aqua: HELL YEAH IT DOES!
Me: Uncross your eyes right now! The triplets birthday is tomorrow and we have a lot of last minute training to do!
Me: Not really…
Connor: Learn how to use the potty so Simgod can feel a false sense of accomplishment.
Me: Are you kidding? Fully training triplets without cheats is huge!!!
Maid: I love the rain! You get to have cute umbrellas!
Aqua: If you talk about the weather instead of doing your job one more time I will fire you…wait I LOVE cute umbrellas! Person Person Plus