I don’t even know what’s going on here.
Me: You’re going to be an elder in 5 days. FIVE DAYS. I expect babies 9 months from 5 minutes from now.
Aqua: Yeah, let me just wash the dishes first before I forget.
Me: There will be time to shower when you’re an elder and useless to me. Make babies
Connor: I feel like there was something important I was supposed to do…
Me: Yeah, like staring a family.
Connor: No, I don’t think that was it…
Connor: I’ll just read this pregnancy book
Me: Not before there’s an actual pregnancy! Get in there!
Aqua: I should probably get this portrait done..
Me: I give up
Connor: Now that we have our own house, should we start trying to fill the second bedroom?
Aqua has the best facial expressions.
Aqua: Huh? Why did I just randomly wake up, I’m still tired.
Aqua: This portrait is going to b e beautiful.
Aqua: Where did I go wrong? Scrapping it.
Aqua: This one will be much better.
Aqua: But for some reason I have stopped.
Me: Yay! Babies!!!!!
Aqua and Connor have weirdly connected dreams.
Aqua: I want to make a cake.
Connor: I’m not cleaning up after you.
Aqua: Let’s get married
Connor: Let’s focus on having the kid first.
Connor: Maybe we should get married.
Aqua: I thought you wanted to have the kid first?
Me: Pretty soon you’ll be able to swim in your kitchen -_-
Aqua: I’ve always wanted a pool.
Aqua: Ummm I either pissed myself or I’m having a baby
Aqua: YUP! Definitely having a baby!
Connor: What?! I don’t know how to raise kids! The only one has experience with kids is Jared and that experience is making them!
Connor: I’ve read the pregnancy book 80 times and I’m unprepared!
2 hours in and Connor quit!
Aqua: I wish I could quit!
Aqua: It’s a boy! Connor come here and see your son!
Mother nature: But wait! There’s more!
Aqua: Another one?!!!
Aqua: Another boy! I had twins!
Me: Aqua, why are you taking him outside?
Me: Aqua, why are you putting him down?
Aqua: THIS IS ENDLESS!!!!!
Aqua: This better be it!
This one is Bloo, named after, well Bloo from Foster’s home for imaginary friends. He’s artistic and Excitable
This one is Bluejay, He’s a genius and a slob.
This one is Boone, he rolled Good and Loner, don’t worry about not being able to see his face, as they currently all look the same.
Connor: Hi Cutie! Which one are you?
Connor: I hope you’re not all identical because I’d be screwed!
Aqua: Connor stopped playing video games and spent time with his kids? Oh the computer is broken. Of course.