Aqua: My life is an endless cycle of painting,…
Aqua: and waiting to die.
Me: Cheer up!
Aqua: No! I’m so boreeeeeedddd
Aqua: The only people having fun around here are the zombies
Me: Yeah, they’ve started to become a problem. Everyone with zero brain activity needs to leave.
Aqua: What? The zombie drives a nicer car than I do?
Me: Aqua you don’t own any kind of car
Me: Okay, you’re the last one, get out.
Zombie: What? But I can’t drive.
Zombie: Hey, that’s my line!
Connor: I’m in the outdoor kitchen, but I forgot what I was doing here.
Me: Outdoor kitchen? Don’t make this sound fancier than it is.
Aqua: Conner, I’m so lonely and bored from all the painting and writing.
Connor: You more fun and social activity? I can help with that!
Me: Where are you supposed to woohoo? The bunk beds?! HA
By the way, it didn’t help, she complained about being lonely after, I always thought woohoo raised both the fun AND social bars.
Connor: *dreams about dying because a grave is bigger than his house*
Aqua: I’m hungry and stir crazy AND the computer broke.
Everything is so cramped and empty and not house like, Aqua needs an heir and she’s half way through adulthood…they need a house. They have 30 grand saved up. Let’s do this!
After! It’s a really small and cheap house and there isn’t much more than necessities too it but I think I did a pretty good job with it.