SURPRISE! I’m back! Sorry guys, I’ve just been so busy but I missed my simmies so I’m back! Nothing can keep me away!!!! Except for maybe when my wordpress memory runs out…but we’ll deal with that when it comes… As you can see, Hawkeye won the heirship by just 2 votes!
Me: The family now lives in this sweet little pre-made cottage in Moonlight Falls. Hey, I’m available enough to write, not available enough to build the extravagant houses again. I did build a little shed for Hawkeye, though.
Hawkeye: Hey, Dad. I see you’re getting pretty close to my shed… yeah, I’m gonna need you to step away from my shed.
August: Aww! What a nice looking normal house! Considering the town we’re living in now I was expecting the entire thing to be gothic styled.
Me: Maybe it’s best if you don’t go inside.
August: Huh? Why no- ….oh.
Grotle: As you can see~ It’s totally me~ The loveable and talented Grotle~ As talented as I am~ I’m stuck doing sing-o-grams~ because my son moved me to this stupid town~ The houses are weird~ The people are sketchy~ and I kinda wanna burn this place down~
Townie: Uh… you do know you’re speaking to a resident of said town, correct?
Grotle: Sim-god would never let anything happen to me until I complete my lifetime wish.
Me: She’s right.
Grotle: I’m gonna go hunt some fairies.
Me: Why? There’s one literally three feet away from you…. and she went in anyway.
Me: Tried and failed.
Grotle: I’ll show those tiny, elusive, flying freaks. I’ll get these bees and release them into their hideout.
Me: …Why, though?
Grotle: ……They outsmarted me.
Me: Well, good luck with that. I’ll go see what everyone else is doing.
Me: Ew, don’t stand there and watch her sleep. Go to bed.
Hawkeye: But it wouldn’t be appropriate! She’s a whole two days younger than I am…
Me: BUT YOU’RE DATING!
Me: I can’t believe I went a whole day without taking any decent pictures. Anyway, it’s August’s birthday! Hawkeye is saved from sleeping on the couch because now they can sleep in the same bed!
Me: Uh… guys… I said SLEEP in the same bed…
Me: Here’s August, by the way. Her traits are Neat, Brave, Unflirty, Athletic, and Excitable. Her LTW is obviously Firefighter Super Hero. Honoring the entire reason she was forced into the legacy. Honestly, I don’t mind her unique appearance. I don’t understand why she’s known to be so ugly within the sims community.
August: Yeah! I graduated! Congratulations to me! Most likely to save the world! I did so amazing! Woo me! Oh yeah…and Hawkeye too…
Ray: Can you make her have children, please. Caring for children is all I have in life because SOMEONE made me have no skills or career.
Me: They’re working on it!!!
Me: I don’t really have a caption for this picture…but I like it XD. It’s worth wasting memory space. Which is almost at 50% CURSE MY OVERUSE OF TAKING PICTURES IN THE FIRST 3 GENERATIONS!
August: Uh, where am I supposed to sleep. Glitter, move!
Hawkeye: Glitter stays….zzzzz
Me: Why can’t everyone just do what I want when I want it done. Glitter go away, August go to bed, Hawkeye, shut up.
August: YAY! I’m pregnant!
Me: You sure???
Me: Oh, there it is.
Me: I think this guy wears more makeup than Grotle.
Guy: Mwahahahaha they’ll never suspect the man with the rainbow on his face!!!
Me: Hawkeye is so excited to be a dad. He rolled wishes for cribs, the read the book, to get married, to marry August specifically. It’s so cute considering he barely sees her and just locks himself in his shed all day.
Hawkeye: Way to ruin a sweet moment.
Me: AUGUST CAN STILL KIND OF WORK! I love professions!
Ray: My life has no meaning besides raising children.
Me: THEY’RE WORKIN ON IT!
Hawkeye: Hmm… ‘Liquid Job Boost’ I’m not sure what use I’ll have for that.
Me: Wait! That’s a thing? Get in your shed and make it for Grotle!
Hawkeye: Well, it’s not that simple. I’ll need ingredients.
Me: Damn it, Hawkeye! Go get them!
Hawkeye: Hey there. I just need some-
Clerk: We don’t got any.
Hawkeye: But, you didn’t even hear what I-
Clerk: We don’t got nothin’ that you want.
Me: Don’t worry Hawkeye, look at all of this stuff you can loot!
Me: The stuff from bees is used in a lot of elixirs. I will consider expanding your shed, Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hey little guy, I’m not sure what you are but hopefully you’re just what I need.
Ray: I am nothing without children to raise.
Me: Just take the damn collection helper and go find a moonstone.
Me: Oh…Glitter died… and nobody cares.
Grotle: That’s because there’s a more urgent matter at hand….I’m old!!!!!!!
Sim#1: GOOD DAY SIR!
Sim#2: ….it’s night, you idiot.
Me: oh hey, August. It’s been a while since I’ve seen you. What’s up?
August: Eh, Worked all day, then went to the spa. Now I’m gonna go mourn Glitter. The usual.
August: AHHH! Grieving hurts!
Me: Just go home.
August: Ow! My heart!
August: Ow! My everything else!
Hawkeye: I’m using my knowledge of the occult to make mine and August’s lives much more simple.
Me: Go on…
Hawkeye: You see, if we have multiples then we can get all of the children done in one go. Then we can both focus on our careers.
Me: How is that easier? You’ll have to take care of them.
Hawkeye: That’s what grandparents are for and once I make that liquid job boost for mom, she can retire early and spend her life taking care of my kids.
Me: Solid plan.
August: Woah! What the-? What’d you just throw a- ….wanna go make a bunch of babies!
Hawkeye: YES! All the time. Always.
Hawkeye: Now that, that’s out of the way. I can finally accomplish what I originally set out to do.
Hawkeye: With these new powers…Nothing can hold me back! All the world’s occult knowledge will be mine! My powers will be unlimit-
Hawkeye: Ooh! An apple! 🙂
Ray: This isn’t as fun as I remember.
Me: Too bad. Everyone meet Illumise, named after the pokemon. He’s artistic and loves the heat. And in case I forgot to mention. The next generation is Indigo.
Grotle: My sketchy, hermit son gave me a mysterious green liquid and told me to drink it… WELL BOTTOM’S UP!!!!
Grotle: That wasn’t alcoholic at all!!!!
Hawkeye: I have my broom and I’m at the broom-riding arena yet I don’t remember why.
Me: You’d imagine that he’d be able to put two and two together but nope.
Me: So advanced he doesn’t even need a broom. That’s the end of the chapter! Next one should be out soon! Thanks for reading.